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Post by Padrina Star Riversong on Mar 18, 2007 21:51:01 GMT -5
*You climb up the stairs of the outpost. Termites fly past you and you squish one underfoot, gross! Soon you see Padrina leaning out of a window, balancing a blowpipe on the sill and blasting spit wads at insects. She turns and sees you* Ello! Want a try? It's Bug Wars! See how many termites you can kill by shooting spitwads at them! Here is your weapon! *She hands you rolls of paper and a buckthorn pipe* I can't make the spitwads for ye tho! You have to do that yerself!
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Post by Padrina Star Riversong on Mar 18, 2007 21:51:44 GMT -5
OOC: I was SOOOO bored when I started this thread....
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Post by Padrina Star Riversong on Mar 20, 2007 17:38:29 GMT -5
OOC: HELLOOOO? ANYONE WANNA KILL TERMITES? COME ON, IT'LL BE FUN!
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Post by Leadtail on Mar 20, 2007 17:45:08 GMT -5
*Leadtail grasps the blowpipe and hands it back to Padrina* "Thank ye mate but I'll stick to me trusty axe."*One lands on the wind sill and Leadtail smashs it with his hammer.*"Look at the time mate I have to go and clean up for preparing supper."
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Post by Padrina Star Riversong on Mar 21, 2007 22:34:03 GMT -5
*sniff* *sniff* WHY DOESN'T ANYONE WANNA KILL SOME OF THE MOST DESPICABLE CREATURES ON EARTH??? HUH? HUH?!!!!
*Leans over and kills an entire nest with a bucket of soapy water*
OOC: If you put soap on the termites they freeze up and die. It goes in their joints and paralyzses them!
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Post by Leadtail on Mar 22, 2007 5:27:09 GMT -5
*Leadtail walks up and says* "Mate why don't ye come done to the kitchen with me and grab some 'otroot soup and a cup of mint tea? Smash the little buggers later."
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Post by Padrina Star Riversong on Mar 28, 2007 22:36:32 GMT -5
*Glares* I already have. *burps loudly* See? I have proof!
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Post by taith on May 11, 2007 22:02:37 GMT -5
"I'll help ye."
The sable otter's piercing blue eyes spoke of curiosity. She took one of the offered buckthorn pipes, and proceeded to make a supply of spitwds, her paws working deftly from much previous experience. She loaded one, and hit two termites at the same time, making a satisfying squish.
"I think ye'll find I'm a fair aim, eh? I was quite a bad dibbun at school..."
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Post by Padrina Star Riversong on May 16, 2007 23:08:19 GMT -5
*Padrina uttered a nasty curse as her spitwad flew past a large juicy one. She became so angry that she stomped on it while muttering oaths* Sometimes I miss, sometimes I hit. If you miss, step on 'em quick before the others realize what happens and chase you.
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Post by taith on May 31, 2007 13:26:10 GMT -5
I suppose they can be nasty little buggers when they are mad the, aye? She flicked at one that had landed on her hand, and sent it flying into the wall, hitting the stone with a satisfying splatter
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Post by Padrina Star Riversong on Jun 10, 2007 19:28:32 GMT -5
*Padrina shuddered* Quite right. Once I got chased all the way to the tavern, I escaped by jumping in a tub of flour. I was sneezing for days.
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Post by taith on Jun 11, 2007 13:38:59 GMT -5
"Perhaps water would have been a better detterant?" She suggested, "Or can they swim as well? Och!" She exclaimed, as a termite nailed her on the neck. "Vicious for a tiny wee beastie!"
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Post by Padrina Star Riversong on Jun 17, 2007 16:46:04 GMT -5
*Padrina shook her head.* Nope, the best thing to do is flick spitwads at them. A more practical way is to pour a little soapy water on them. It freezes up their joints and poisens them. That's a classic.
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Post by taith on Jun 23, 2007 16:51:10 GMT -5
"Well, Where's a buck't o soapt wa'er?"
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Post by Padrina Star Riversong on Aug 5, 2007 23:01:24 GMT -5
*Padrina gave her a look.* How fun is that? I personally think this is very entertaining. *A large termites is knocked out of the air by her spitwad and it hurtles to the ground*
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